After pondering what genres might be suitable for making fossils the stars of the show not just for dusty old paleontologists (like those SVPOW perverts) but for a larger chunk of the population at large, I stumbled across porn. Heinrich, Dave – this is what happens when you leave me unsupervised in the bone cellar. (Insert evil laugh.) So, without further ado, here is January’s sumptuous fold-out S107-108 being explored sensuously, nook for nook, cranny for cranny. Depending on where you work, this might not be considered safe.